Updates from maart, 2010 Wissel reactie discussies | Sneltoetsen

  • vokspoopoelie 10:53 am op 28 March, 2010 Permalink | Beantwoorden  

    just want to say that i do know “unbossoming,” and “Greekian” aren’t correct ….i am not such a dumbass….it is my own way of writing in “comprehensive english writing for dutch people”

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  • vokspoopoelie 9:48 pm op 26 March, 2010 Permalink | Beantwoorden
    Tags: Justin Bieber, Robert Pattinson, Zac Efron   

    just wondering how many hits this update will get if i put the names of #Zac Efron , #Justin Bieber and # Robert Pattinson in 1 update http://bit.ly/b6PmRt

     
  • vokspoopoelie 9:36 pm op 26 March, 2010 Permalink | Beantwoorden
    Tags: Earth Hour, Joost Wynant, WWF   

    I like black 

    “Oh dear God…not another one of vokspoopoelie’s sexual tinted unbossomings.”
    Is that what I hear you thinking? Well, you are double joe, our, oo, en , djie WRONG !!
    I bet for about 1.000.000 Greekian Euro’s no one of you – my dear followers – will be able to guess what this post is about

    *guessing starts HERE*
    *guessing ends HERE*

    And hupla, 1.000.000 Greekian Euro’s in my pocket because I haven’t seen nor heard one giving the correct answer.
    So is it an airplane, is it a bird, not that is it not, it’s about Earth Hour , my famous nephew newest spot (to sing on the tones of Mega Mindy that can be find on this link on tjoeptjoep)

    Saturday 27th March between 8.30 pm and 9.30 pm WWF just asks one little tiny effort, one Earth Hour, to shut down all the lights. This way you support WWF in  their battle against the climate change. Last year, in Belgium, de usage of electricity during Earth Hour went down with an enormous amount of watt….euh… Last year, in Belgium, de usage of electricity during Earth Hour went down with an enormous amount of watt….euh….Last year, in Belgium, de usage of electricity during Earth Hour went down with an enormous amount of watt…

    *ooooh watt !!! I thought you said WHAT ?*

    So last year, in Belgium, de usage of electricity during Earth Hour went down with an enormous amount of wattwith the equivalent of the usage from 500.000 families ” So well done Darth Fladder ! For this years tv-campaign, my nephew Joost Wynant was choosen to direct the campaign and to be honest….i am a proud nephew ( proud niece will also be considered as a correct answer).

    So please, watch this fantastic spot, don’t do it for me, do it a little bit for my nephew but do it 100% for Darth Fladder and to stop climate change.

    So all you little perverts…THAT’S why i like black

     
  • vokspoopoelie 11:57 pm op 22 March, 2010 Permalink | Beantwoorden  

    I ate some spanish cheese, drank some Italian wine at the same time I was watching M!LF on 2BE… Guess there message didn’t reach me …yet

     
  • vokspoopoelie 11:11 pm op 17 March, 2010 Permalink | Beantwoorden
    Tags: boeken, Floortje Zwigtman, spiegeljongen   

    The boy in the mirror 

    ….is me ! or better….was me !

    If people asked me yesterday : “Dear Mr.Vokspoopoelie, what did you do today” , I would have answered “I watched some boys from behind a mirror “and I would have seen them thinking ” Well you little pervert”. But if they continued and asked me ” Dear Mr.Vokspoopoelie, what did you do after you …euh…watched some boys from behind a mirror ? ” i would have answered them ” I watched some men from behind a mirror” and I would have seen them thinking ” Well you even more then ever little pervert”. But I wouldn’t have  told them any lies so for them it would be “honest little pervert”.

    “But why Mr.Pervertpoelie, why did you watch those innocent boys and men ?”
    “No need to worry sir or madam…I payed them to look at them ! ”
    “Aaaarrgghhh you are such a sick and horrible person Mr Pervertpoelie”
    “But why my dearest sir or madam…i am just doing my job ! Is it wrong to do your job ? ”
    “You say your job is watching innocent boys and men from behind a mirror ?”
    “I wouldn’t say they are that innocent…and i wouldn’t say this is what I do all the time …but it is what i did yesterday…for my job”
    “Then please tell me what you do because i am afraid I am thinking the most horrible things and knowing you i know my thoughts can’t be true”
    “Well, if you didn’t have called me Mr. Pervertpoelie…I would have told you …but since you did call me Mr.Pervertpoelie….you can clop on your chin !”

    And when I came home late at night after doing what I had to do, I opened the little present (or gift) I bought myself earlier that day; put on my pyjamas ( yeah sure) and welcomed my brand new “Spiegeljongen” !

     
    • Fresco 4:20 pm op 18 maart, 2010 Permalink | Beantwoorden

      I think I must find you very impertinent, Mr Vokspeople.

      (I’m currently on page 479. It really is the magnum opus of the trilogy. Enjoy!)

  • vokspoopoelie 10:36 pm op 15 March, 2010 Permalink | Beantwoorden
    Tags: 2be, Absolut, één, canvas,   

    (NOT) TRUE 

    Dp you know the feeling ? The start of a new fresh week ! You get up very early -TRUE- and let the sunshine into your livingroom – NOT- . On the streets, everything is calm and no traffic jam -NOT- and when you arrive at work you just ,first of all, want your cup of coffee – TRUE- and as always there is a lot of cups you can choose between -NOT-. So with your nice hot cup of coffee -NOT- you sit down at your desk and discover your mailbox doesn’t mention “your mailbox is over it’s size limit” -NOT – Your planning doesn’t include a fire alarm at 10.00 am -TRUE- so everything is fine -NOT- except for the fire alarm at 10.00 am. No need to worry because of the warm sunshine at morning -NOT- you did not bring your jacket with you – TRUE- so freezing cold is a word you don’t know these days -NOT-

    At noon the rice and chicken curry is absolutely delicious -NOT- and when all your colleagues go out for a smoke in the afternoon -TRUE- you are so happy you just quit smoking -TRUE- and you don’t miss it al all -NOT- Since you are heaving such a wonderful day at work -NOT- time flies at the speed of light -NOT- . But luckily when you come home, the boyfriend is awaiting you -NOT- . Out of the refrigerator you take a heavenly meal -NOT- such as 2 carrots -TRUE- , 1 yoghurt – TRUE- and 3 ricecookies (i’ll give it a try) -TRUE- After this gigantic meal you just sit down and relax in your sofa -TRUE- and already knows what you will be looking at on tv -NOT- because especially for you all the tv-programs you want to see are scheduled on totally different moments -NOT-  So you have to choose between In Godsnaam on één (must see because of the talkability) , De Flandrien on Canvas (must see because this is top tv) , All you need is love on vtm (tearjerkers always work on monday) and M!LF on 2BE (because that’s the one I work for). Since you are a digital viewer you might have watched at least 2 , one in real time and one recorded but than you realize you lost the time out of the eye ( again..i’ll give it a try) and so you missed all of them because you were blogging -TRUE-
    So all you do hope for the rest of the evening is that at least one person reads this post – TRUE- so you don’t have the feeling you wasted your time and so you can end this day in a hot warm bad -TRUE- and a glass of your brand new -TRUE- unopened -NOT- Absolut Raspberri -TRUE.

     
  • vokspoopoelie 9:59 pm op 15 March, 2010 Permalink | Beantwoorden
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    Scheepjes verwelken, rozen vergaan… 

    …maar onze vriendschap blijft eeuwig bestaan !! ” Liefs Fresco !

    Hij leerde zijn volk schrijven ! FRESCO (aanschouw deze blog als teken van zijn liefde)
    Hij leerde zijn volk lezen ! FRESCO (mijn adoratie voor de Floortje Zwigtman trilogie)

    Hij voedde de hongerigen en kleedde de naakten ! FRESCO (denk maar aan de duif in Belga Queen en de Aussiebum-mania)
    Ik ben blij dat 150 jaar na datum hij terug is in mijn leven ! FRESCO

    And he might be responsible for the comeback of the year…the return of vokspoopoelie.be ! FRESCO

     
  • vokspoopoelie 9:53 pm op 15 March, 2010 Permalink | Beantwoorden
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    scheepjes verwelken, rozen vergaan 

    …maar onze vriendschap blijft eeuwig bestaan !! ” Liefs Fresco !

    Hij leerde zijn volk schrijven ! FRESCO (aanschouw deze blog als teken van zijn liefde)
    Hij leerde zijn volk lezen ! FRESCO (mijn adoratie voor de Floortje Zwigtman trilogie)

    Hij voedde de hongerigen en kleedde de naakten ! FRESCO (denk maar aan de duif in Belga Queen en de Aussiebum-mania)
    Ik ben blij dat 150 jaar na datum hij terug is in mijn leven ! FRESCO

    And he might be responsible for the comeback of the year…the return of vokspoopoelie.be ! FRESCO

     
    • Fresco 4:18 pm op 18 maart, 2010 Permalink | Beantwoorden

      Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you

      Oh Mr Vokspeople, what an honour to be mentioned on your blog again! Yes, those sweet memories when we rowed a boat together and a pigeon shit on my head…

      Tegenwoordig laaf ik ook de dorstigen want ik wil ze Mai Tai cocktails en Vitaminwater. laten drinken. 🙂

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